just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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