The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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