The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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