So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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