found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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