I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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