I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Can I color on your dick again?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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