i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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