Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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