What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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