weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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