"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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