I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
