Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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