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Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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