Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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