you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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