ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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