Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
only you would photoshop your dick
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
