eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I need a beard to bite.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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