He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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