But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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