My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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