she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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