He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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