Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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