I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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