Are we in a gay sports bar?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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