He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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