So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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