It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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