Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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