i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Actions speak louder than pants.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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