Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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