yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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