Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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