If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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