found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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