What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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