she was so not down for the gang bang
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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