i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Shame - the story of my life.
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