my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
