doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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