is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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