I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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