Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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