Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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