We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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