We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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