Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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