is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I AM VODKA MAN
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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