I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
His hands were made for my vagina.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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